Hans Blix Offers To Find White House Leak

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  HANS BLIX OFFERS TO FIND WHITE HOUSE LEAKWeapons Chief: ?Let the Inspections Begin?
  
  In a press conference in his native Sweden, former U.N. weapons inspector
  Hans Blix today offered to come out of retirement to search the White House
  for the source of its embarrassing leak about the identity of a CIA agent.
  
  Mr. Blix said he was in touch with several of his fellow retired weapons
  inspectors and indicated that they were all ?tanned, rested and ready? to
  search the White House for its leak.
  
  ?Let the inspections begin,? Mr. Blix told reporters.
  
  The former weapons chief, known for his patience and diplomacy, said he was
  confident that he could obtain cooperation from the White House in his
  search for phone logs, but warned that the inspection process could take
  time.
  
  ?Searching the White House is no small task,? Mr. Blix said. ?In terms of
  square footage, it is larger than the nation of Monaco, and only slightly
  smaller than Michael Jackson?s estate.?
  
  Mr. Blix added that the Clinton administration proved that it was easy to
  hide things in the White House, ?especially phone logs.?
  
  While the Bush administration publicly said it was ?considering? Mr. Blix?s
  offer to search the White House, privately aides groused that the weapons
  inspector was merely looking for something to break the monotony of an
  increasingly tedious retirement.
  
  As evidence, the aides pointed out that Mr. Blix had appeared over the
  weekend at the Frankfurt Book Fair to hawk a proposal for his first children?s book, ?The Little Weapons Inspector Who Could.?
  
  Elsewhere, California Governor Gray Davis said that in the last days of his
  campaign he started groping women and praising Hitler, but it was too
  little, too late.