Tonight Matthew I am going to be.....................................

Lainey

If you had to go on Stars in their Eyes.

Who would you choose and why?

I think I would stick a blonde wig on and sing Blondie's Heart of Glass. as mine gets broken a lot

I nominate Cassie as Paul McCartney........................................singing The Frog Song

I would also nominate Ozzie for Rolf Harris singing Jake the Peg

Simon could sing as Mr Blobby................................................I hear he suits pink

Anyway funny or serious who would you play...

or who would you nominate.

Lainey

Anyway here goes.....puts on wig

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind........................

czarofmischief

I'd wear a batsuit and sing "Hellraiser" by Ozzy Osbourne.

CZAR

Lainey

Czar I can just imagine you biting the head off a poor bat.

Lainey

kyria

I could go on as Michael Jackson singing Thriller, but before the performance I would have to have a little disclaimer that said I was in no way involved in the occult.

caspian

I would also nominate Ozzie for Rolf Harris singing Jake the Peg

ROFLMAO. Ozzie Harris that is so good

Pink spotty Simon is even funnier.

How about vivamus, tink and sens as Bananarama.

E-man could even be Alvin Stardust.

Cas

Simon

Either Elvis or Bob Dylan ... depends how much I've been drinking really

Englishman

Definitely Kris Kristoffersen!

"If you waste your time a-talking to the people who don?t listen
To the things that you are saying who do you think?s going to hear?
And if you should die explaining how the things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing, who d?you think?s goin? to care?"

Englishman.

Lainey

"If you waste your time a-talking to the people who don?t listen
To the things that you are saying who do you think?s going to hear?
And if you should die explaining how the things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing, who d?you think?s goin? to care?"
Englishman.

Englishman singing OuuuuuuuuuCh!!!

Dr Lainey prescribes extra strong ear plugs to all of JWD members + a quick shot of valium to calm their nerves.

tinkerbell82

If you had to go on Stars in their Eyes

what's stars in their eyes? is it like Performing As?

marsal

That's what it sounds like, Tink. The posters in England probably wouldn't know what "Performing As" is.

Tonight Matthew I am going to be.....................................

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