Song parody: Beverly Hillbillies (page 3)

Jang

I sent the URL for this page out to all the others on my list and this morning my mailbox was full of letters expressing their delight at wetting their pants laughing ......:D

JanG

Stephanus

I was going to try one to the Greenacres theme song, but simply substituting "Patterson" for Greenacres and "Brooklyn Heights" for New York and Manhattan seems to work...

COMF

Thanks for letting me wear a tie and get up on stage with the "guys". It was fun!

Hah! Nobody "let" you, hon. You stepped up there and took the spotlight all on your own, and wowed everybody. Please, don't ever hesitate to do it again, with or without invitation. That was classy stuff!

COMF

Farkel

Hey COMF,

Doesn't she have to first put on a head cover or something, though?

Farkel

GinnyTosken

In my wanderings on the net this morning, I happened upon yet another parody called "Heavenly Killbilly":

http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/kill.htm#10

Of course, I immediately thought of this thread.

Here are two sample stanzas. The web site is more fun though, since you get to actually hear the music while you read.

Ginny

Well the first thang you know He’s got a garden with a pair
O’ critters in the spittin’ image of Hisself, and also bare.
But a snake said, "Eat the apple and you’ll be so heavenlee",
So they both took a bite and made God so utterlee...
(mad that is, snortin’ fire, throwin’ thangs)
So He moved ‘em out the garden and he told ‘em to have kids,
And He thought, "It's good I fixed their private parts the way I did."
Soon His earth was full o’ people, but them folks was mighty bad
And it didn’t take too long before the Lord was good and mad.
(agin that is, plum steamed, hissy fit)

SixofNine

Ouch thats funny!

Libertad

You folks are hysterical!! Thanks for the laughs. After this week- I needed it. I was laughing so hard at all the posts I damn near peed, leaked that is, a diaper I would need. This page was e mailed to me by a friend. I'll be back soon, y'all.
Libertad (freedom)

Tina

Okies Im givin this a GO here lol,,,,,,,about Fredhall/Bev Hillbillies

"Come and listen to my story
about a man named Fred
Poor pioneer
Barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was out shootin hooooooops
And out of the sky came a really big WHOOOPS!
Hey Fred! Playing Games? On MY time?(godvoice)
Well the first thing you know
Old Fred is outta there
Picked up his bookbag
And scurried over there
Picked up a card
For Terr-i-tooo-ryyyyy
And loaded up his bag with too-oo manyyyy
(Watchtowers yanno, Awakes,latest books)
Well the last thing you know old Fred
Is shuff-el-ing
Knockin on some doors
and doin blustering
He leaves the block and runs to his gleeee
Cuz Fred has finished his terr-itooryyyy
(not at homes,d-d's) banjos play

BugEye

Tina ROFLMFAO

You are amazing. I am going to have to consider making you a new goddesss in my new religion baby.

Keep it up and show us guys what u gals can do

Bugsy

mommy

Tina
You have proven you are older and wiser LOL thanks for the laughs.
wendy

Song parody: Beverly Hillbillies

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