Mating bulls

by Simon 7 Replies latest social humour

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  Simon

  First joke of the week.....

  A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls.

  They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

  The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

  They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

  The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

  They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

  The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could really learn something from this one."

  The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

  The husband's condition is now stable and he is expected to make a full recovery.
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  Prisca

  LOL!!

  (though the wife did deserve what her husband said to her)
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  Englishman

  Cecil went into the butchers and asked to view the salami.

  "Oohh, lovely!" said Cecil, how big is quarter of a pound"?

  The butcher showed Cecil a piece about 2 inches long. Cecil did a quick calculation, and asked if he could have one and a half pounds of the salami. Cecil agreed to the quantity, and said he would buy the one and a half pounds of salami.

  With that, the butcher set to work slicing the salami for Cecil. Cecil was outraged and yelled:

  "Stop! Stop! What do you think my boyfriend is, a slot machine?"

  Englishman.
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  ashitaka

  LOL. Love that joke. I'm surprised he's in stable condition, though. Ha.

  ash
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  stillajwexelder

  Nice one Simon
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  gumby

  That's it!

  I'm movin to the UK where the jokes are funny!

  Good jokes Simon and e-man! I've copied them and sent them to family and friends.

  Gumby
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  Gadget

  LOL
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  Frannie Banannie

  LOL, Simon & Eman!!! Here's another goody...

  Three Bulls On a Stroll

  A speaker, rising after an introduction which consisted chiefly of an embarrassing litany of compliments, said that the toastmaster's remarks reminded him of the three bulls - a big bull, a medium-sized bull, and a small bull.
  
  These bulls were strolling down a road when they passed a field where there were a number of exceptionally beautiful cows. The big bull took one look, said, "Good-bye" to his companions and leaped over the fence.
  
  The medium-sized bull and the little bull went along until they came to another group of cows, less handsome, but still attractive.
  
  This time the medium-sized bull said, "Good-bye," and leaped the fence. The little bull wept bitterly and finally straggled on alone.
  
  Which goes to prove that a little bull goes a long way.