So Gumby...

by berylblue 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    ...you think you can win a flame war with this mere woman?

    You are on.

    I'll even let you start.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Your in too pissy of a mood from your job. I'll wait till your vulnurable and turn nice again.

    Gumby

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Can I play?!

  • berylblue
    berylblue
    Your in too pissy of a mood from your job. I'll wait till your vulnurable and turn nice again.

    Gumby

    Oh, afraid of a little fire, scarecrow?

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    SP, in another thread, Gumby said basically that he'd flame me because the men were too much for him.

    Now, everyone knows that verbally, a man is NO match for a woman.

    Gumby won't play.....

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    This is the mindless drivel that helped me reach the coveted (?) position of number one for a day here at JWD. Now, if MEANINGFUL posts were counted only, I'd be in the not-so-bargain basement.

    Along with my conterfeit Prada blouse, of course.

    I am making no sense and I'm even boring MYSELF....

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    I love every one of your posts. . .muah!!! Flame his ass!!

  • gumby
    gumby
    Flame his ass!!

    Alrigthy then you two little female bastards! It's 4:30 in the morning and I know neither of you two are up this early because of drinking all that cheap wine the both of you drink to swallow your hormone pills that keep you from getting them ugly damn gray hairs on your chin. I figured I couldn't wait till noon when you both get up to go pee pee only to return to bed again till your headaches gone, so I'll post now.

    I figured saterday would be the best flame war day since the both of you have no lifes and you both have a lot of time on your hands. I've heard from reliable sources that this is your "eat chocolates and watch soaps" day........and Sunday.

    I'm am concerned about your health though as far as the emotion part goes in these wars. Rosemarie......didn't your doctor say to try and stay calm, or else your nerves would make those nasty warts start poppin up again?......I just hate the one on your nose from the last time we did this!

    And stinker......your therapist said to stay away from confrontations or else your gonna start your old habits again........you don't want to go back to that ugly old place again now do you?

    Well, that's about all I gotts say to you two nasty old worn out haggy broads, wanna be babes,..... so I'm going back to bed and dream about some REAL women.

    When you both come back to rip me a new one.....I won't be here cuz I gotta work all day today.......so I'll just say......

    Kiss my arse to the both of you right now....you two bad breath, poopy pants, hormone flowing, nasty women!

    Gumby

  • sens
    sens
    Alrigthy then you two little female bastards!

    OMG!!!!!!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Yeah.....just as I thought! It's 4:25 and still Rosemarie and stinky neither one have the cahunes to face ol' gumby! Bunch a chickin livers! I tried to go back to bed to dream of some pretty women but instead had a bad nightmare about Rosemarie and woke up screaming.....so I thought I'd check to see if either of you showed.......I should have known.

    *gumby bends over and moons his monitor at the two*

    Gumby

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