A Jewish father was concerned about his son.
The young man was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah, but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith.
To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage.
A year later the young man returned home.
"Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our fathers," the son said. "It was wonderful and enlightening; however, I must confess that while in Israel I converted to Christianity."
"Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done?"
So, in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and sought his advice and solace.
"It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend.
"I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
So in the tradition of the patriarchs, they went to the Rabbi.
"It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi.
"I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian.
What is happening to our sons?
Brothers, we must take this to the Lord,"
They fell to their knees and began to wail and pour our their hearts to the Almighty.
As they prayed, the clouds above opened and a mighty voice said, "Amazing that you should come to me.
I, too, sent my Son to Israel...."
The Jewish sons
by caspian 3 Replies latest social humour
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caspian
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avishai
OK, cas. you asked for it.
A priest & a rabbi were talking, Rabbi sez: "So, if my son converted, could he become a priest, like you?
Priest: "Well, I don't see why not"
Rabbi: "What about a bishop, could he become a bishop?"
Preist: "Hmmmm, well, maybe, if he was VERY pious, worked for years & years, but it'd be harder than some one raised a catholic, that's for sure!"
Rabbi: "How about, I dunno, Maybe a cardinal?"
Priest: Wow, Uhhh, maybe if he REALLY tried, but He'd be very old, if he did finally get there.
Rabbi: What about, the absolute, tippie-top, head of the church, the big shot, ya know as high as ya can get.
Priest: No, no chance, NEVER!!!!"
Rabbi: "Well, ya know, one of our boys made it!"
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avishai
A priest & a rabbi were having a discussion. Priest says to rabbi, "Have you ever eaten pork?" Rabbi: "Well, yes, once, back when my family was starving, the lord will forgive me."
So the Rabbi says "Have you ever had sex with a woman?" Priest: "Well, yeah, back before I was called, I was pretty wild, had lots of girlfriends."
Rabbi: "Helluvva lot better than pork, is'nt it?"
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caspian
LOL....
Nice one Avi