What was God thinking when he created Apes?

by Latin assassin from Manhattan 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    No I'm not dead yet

  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    Actually Philip Johnson the infamous Creationist writer suggested in his "Darwin on Trial" book that his great God did just what was jokingly suggested a few posts back, that is that he was making experimental prototypes when he made apes and primative hominids and only when he liked the look did he give one a soul. Sad real sad.

  • Panda
    Panda

    LOL Gizmo

    I love that picture of the gorilla reading Awake!

    I'm still laughing, Oh gosh and that missing link on the back cover OMG

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick

    LOL Gizmo! Great pic!

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    God was looking for an alternative design that would replace us in the event humans failed to meet his quality control standards ... we should also consider Chimps, our other cousins ... they can use tools to make better tools, learn some langauge, follow directions using hi-tech equipment, dress themselves, use the toilet, laugh, pick their nose, and drink beer ... just like men ... and both apes and chimps do not have a sin track record that requires salvation of the species and a bunch of religous codes to keep them in line. - Jim W.

  • Dimples

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