Pick one.....The lesser of two evils.

by Adam 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    Mormon, definately! I have many Mormon friends, have attended their meetings as well as played on their softball teams. Love their Bar-b-ques, musicals, plays, etc.. I think their cool; don't agree with some of their doctrines, but then again, I don't agree with some of the Baptists, Catholics and Methodists doctrines either ....

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82
    It's a lot harder to get out of being Amish I immagine.

    but the amish get rumspringa!! :P i'd still pick mormon though. something like 90% of all amish kids end up "joining church". no thanks!

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge
    It's a lot harder to get out of being Amish I immagine.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the Amish give their older teenagers a year or two to live outside of the 'clan' to see what the world has to offer.... they let them go 'wild' for a short time before they have to make the decision to settle down and make the religious commitments.

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82
    they let them go 'wild' for a short time

    that's what Rumspringa is

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Mormonism is pretty weird, but from what I know they don't shun like the Witlesses, and there isn't so much f*ckin "do more do more do more, are you doing all you can" crap so I'll take LDS over JW by a slim margin.

  • Phantom Stranger
    Phantom Stranger

    Wait, I forgot one: They only go door-to-door for TWO YEARS!

  • azaria
    azaria

    I thought about this just a couple of days ago. I don't believe in either but if I had to I would choose Mormon. They seem family oriented and I think they believe that when they die they have celestial sex. They seem nicer but I must admit that in any group there are some you dislike and some you like.

  • Jayson
    Jayson

    Hehe

    Pulls out pistol..."Would you like it in the head or the chest?"

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Stillborn

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    NeonMadman,

    I wonder if that's just a case of the "grass is greener" syndrome?

    Probably. www.latterdaylampoon.com

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