Husband Shopping!

by simplesally 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally


    A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. However, there is a catch.

    You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign says: These men have jobs and love kids.
    "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign says: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking.
    "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"

    The third floor sign reads: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, and help with the housework.
    "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up.

    On the fourth floor the sign reads: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think, what must be awaiting me further up?"
    So up to the fifth floor she goes.

    The sign on the fifth floor says: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    LMAO!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I'm so lonely all on my own here on the fourth floor.

    Englishman. Who has just cooked a duck with home made orange Drambuie sauce for her Ladyship.

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    I'm so lonely all on my own here on the fourth floor.

    LOL! You wish!

    - Doc (of the don't-get-any-visitors-here-in-the-basement class)

  • Francois
    Francois

    Simple Sally, are you in Atlanta, and are you in the Man Market? No dodging the question, now. No foolin' around, no dancin' 'round the issue, just the straight facts, m'am.

    francois

  • sens
    sens

    OMG!

    Seriously though? I mean LMFAO

    3 Sens 4

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Me thinks Francois is out shopping...............................Again !

  • Beans
    Beans

    My wife resides on this floor!

  • talesin
    talesin

    hahahahahahahahaha

    this is too funny, Sally, and sadly too true of many wommyn and men who don't appreciate what they have

    tal

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    Simplesally, that was simply hilarious. Luved it

    Merc'

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