Damn technology!/ little message box

seven006

I just noticed the little box in the upper left hand corner that said

Welcome seven006
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Hell, I didn't even know I was logged on. I'm a point and shoot kind'a guy and since Simon added all the new high tech code head stuff I'm just happy when I can get on this damn site now. Iv have a few old messages and I want to say I'm sorry for not answering them. I didn't know how the little box worked let alone know what it was for.

So, for the people who sent me a message, I'm not a stuck up bastard like Gumby called me (well I am but I'm taking medicine for it tonight). I'm on my third glassful.

For a guy who makes a living drawing pretty pictures on a computer I still don't have a clue how to do things that have words and stuff in them. I hate computers. So, instead of wring each one of you back, I'm starting this thread.

Here are my responses:

What? I don't understand.
No, ya bastard.
Bite me Gumby.
OK, may the force be with you too
Hubba, hubba
Ya, me too.

If Simon keeps making this site any easier to use he's going to have to write a damn tutorial to go along with it.

I feel like such a normal person,

Dave

logansrun

Here are my responses:
What? I don't understand

I told you, I'm the messiah!

Sheesh!

Bradley

Chicago District Overbeer

gumby

Why you sick old bastard! Do you have any idea how long I have sitting at my computor and waiting for you to write me back just so I could call you a bastard again? I've pissed my shorts and even poo poo'd a little cuz you took so long. I've forgotten now what I was pissed about but when I remember ....your arse is grass!

( In all actuality, gumby thinks dave has a nice ass)

Gumby

seven006

Logansrun,

Tell me something I don't know.

BTW, Thank you for the meal I already ate tonight. Amen.

Ya bastard. Is bastard one of the bad words we can't say or it still just "."?

Craig told me the mods have their eye out for me now. When they see my name in the response box on a thread they run with their edit button loaded with the letter "D".

Mod's are so easy.

Dave

seven006

Gumby,

I got two words for ya;

Toy Let.

YA bastard!

Dave

gumby

Toy Let.

And here I thought that was a chineeze guys name!

As for everyone running when you post......craig told me himself he thinks your a big wussy and he ain't scared of you at all . Now there.....what'ya think of them apples MR. smart guy?

Gumby

( gumby now awaits a call from craig saying he a big fat liar)

bikerchic

Well finally you answer me you stuck up snob, when I told you I love Craig and you'll learn to love his moderating too! You reply:

Ya, me too.

Visit Smiley Central! sheese get a clue man!

Kate Visit Smiley Central!

onacruse

Ha!

gumby, the word I used to describe Davey-boy just sounded like wussy.

BarneyF

seven006

Gumball,

<<<craig told me himself he thinks your a big wussy and he ain't scared of you at >>>

The guy is 20 feet tall, has to get on his knees to pee in the bath tub. Of course he's not afraid of me. I'm the nicest, sweetest, caring bastard on the board.

Kate,

You read the wrong response, The response to you was the Hubba hubba. Thanks for the photo of you and the bald gorilla in the shower.

Craig,

It's Friday night and you're at home playing on the computer. You told me next time you got a free night we'd go out and shoot some pool, ya lying bastard.

I'm posting on a Friday night damn it. People are going to think I don't have a life or something.

I'm not Gumby damn it!.

Dave

gumby

People are going to think I don't have a life or something.
I'm not Gumby damn it!.

Lying bastard! I just got invited by my neighbor to come over and have a beer. Whad'ya think of that dude?

Gumby

Damn technology!/ little message box

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