silly bible based stories: rings of Saturn

by waton 0 Replies latest social humour

  • waton

    found this quote on a science forum:

    Hmm. Wiki has this to say about this notion:

    "According to an unconfirmed 19th-century source,[14][15] in the late 17th century the Vatican librarian Leo Allatius wrote an unpublished[16] treatise entitled De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba (A Discussion of the Foreskin of Our Lord Jesus Christ), claiming that the Holy Prepuce ascended, like Jesus himself, and was transformed into the rings of Saturn.

    Now imagine if DNA could be cloned from any of the claimed remains of jesus, the ones the angels missed when they disposed of the body, smears on the many extant remnants of the cross preserved across the globe. perfect for whatever ails you.

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