What would happen when... in Warwick

by Gorbatchov 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gorbatchov

    What would happen when the man on the picture below, would ring the bell at 1. Kings drive in Texudo. "Can we help you?" the guard asked with a routine smile on his face. "Maybe I can help you, I presume?" the visitor said quietly. "Please tell your brothers that the Master has arrived". The guard's face changed and asked "sorry, I have to look at the visitor list, Master was the name is it? Company name JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs?" The visitor said calm: "My name is Christ, also known as Yeshua". The guard with jw.org logo on his corporated dress, said with clear voice "sorry mister Christ, we don't expect you or someone from your Master corporation today. Please make an appointment with your contact again. Please visit jw.org for contact information".

  • eyeuse2badub

    Their masters are already there in Warwick, They have 7 of them and as we all know, 7 is the "symbolic" (LOL) number for 'heavenly completeness".

    So the guard would have to politely say, "Come back when one of our guys dies!"

    just saying!

  • Ray Frankz
    Ray Frankz

    JEsus, We waited soooo much for you!

    Take this razor blade and come back here after shaving this worldly beard.

    PS: You may leave the moustache because of... reasons.

  • DesirousOfChange

    Who needs to worry about Christ when G.O.D. is already on site?

    (Guardians Of Doctrine)

  • tepidpoultry

    May we see a sign?

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