JW's everlasting life is only written in PENCIL!

by BoogerMan 15 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • truth_b_known

    "Paradise Earth: used to be the reward for faithful JWs who made it through Armageddon. Now it is just the staging area for the Second Culling.

  • Foolednomore

    My membership as a Jw was written in pencil and now it faded.

  • waton

    pencil? yes, and it has an eraser at the end.

    that is why "satan" put the temptation in front of "jesus" , including the 4 cornered earth. corny. but with him then only having everlasting life, not immortality, can you do better ? in wt land?.

  • smiddy3

    Apparently Jehovah God didn`t know about ink or biro and only used pencil or maybe he did have fore-knowledge that the WTB&TS would have to do backflips on their prophecy`s / predictions.

    So pencil and an eraser would make good sense.

  • punkofnice
    those who survive Armageddon will be tested at the end of the thousand-year period, when Satan is let loose one last time. The devil will be allowed to tempt and turn those he can

    If I was old Clootie, old Nick from Stilton, Loofah-sir, I wouldn't bother because there's no fun in it if you're just going to get killed after it. . I'd say to Jehovah(tm), 'You're not the boss of me, chum!'

    Jehovah(tm) can do his own testing and tempting. What a turd. Or doesn't he even exist?

  • ozziepost

    And all of what prelates this is a load of CRAP !

    It has nothing to do with the christian faith.

    It may have everything to do with a JW view of what falsely is christian but we’ve moved past that ———— haven’t we?

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