by Kenneson 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Kenneson

    A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

    "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

    "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

    This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

  • Simon


  • Bendrr

    Two yankees were driving through L.A. one fine summer day. (That's L.A. as in "Lower Alabama") An Alabama state trooper pulled them over for speeding, 58 in a 55 zone. After writing the ticket, he punched the driver in the face and told him to "git back where you come from". Then he walked over to the passenger's side and whacked the passenger upside the head with his club. The passenger said "why'd you hit me?" The trooper said "cause when y'all git up the road I know you're gonna look at him and say 'I wish that sumbitch woulda tried to hit me!'"


  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOLOL, Kenneson & Bendrr!! Frannie B

    This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on in an email!NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no othercars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you beendrinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" *** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen,you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how...

  • arrowstar

    Good joke!!


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