Underwhelming 2019 Convention Releases Online at jw.org

by LoyalLeon 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • nowwhat?

    They used up all their delusions in the new Ezekiel book that came out a few months ago. There's only so much crap they can pull out of their ass at a time

  • pale.emperor

    Every second month Tony Morris fishes into his toilet bowl and finds some "new light" left over from his morning dump. It's then given to rank and file as "spiritual food".

    But then Stephen Lett has weird dreams and writes them down with a crayon and passes this off a spiritual food too.

    And as for David Splain, his comb-over is more convincing than his "adjusted understandings" about "this generation".

  • DesirousOfChange

    New"Revelation Book"??

    What could they possibly replace the Cedar Point Conventions with to be the fulfillment of the "bowls" poured out from heaven? Surely even the most gullible JW sees this as all bullsh*t.

    The only thing JW's really have gotten right regarding prophecy is their statement:

    Prophecy is most easily understood AFTER its fulfillment."

    Yeah. That makes sense.

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