What if I told you that we needed a whistle? Where would you go for it?
Probably the Dollar store. Or Walmart. Or Canadian Tire ... any store that sold sport stuff, right?
How much would you pay? $1? $5? $10? I would feel I was being ripped off if it was anything more than $5 'cause I'm pretty sure I've had whistles out of Christmas Crackers in the past.
Tesla is selling whistles, sorry, I mean "cyberwhistles" for 50 god-damn dollars!
Are people really so brand obsessed that they pay waaaay more than something is worth, in the hopes that Elon will like them?
FFS, what is wrong with people? Think of all the great things you could do with $50 ... better than blow a whistle.
"Note: Cyberwhistles are final sale."
Yeah, I bet they are - 'cause you'd have to be mad to give someone $50 for a whistle and Tesla doesn't want to be doing that!