If ExJW's had a Theme Song....

by Frannie Banannie 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • avengers
    avengers

    Oh my Gawd you Dubbies what have you done? Now Viv is pissed.
    You better hide or else you're gone.
    To be caught in her wake of Blue Bubblegum
    is not something to mess with,
    unless you're awful dumb,
    Which your leaders are, so surely you shall tremble
    My Gawd what have you done?

    edited to change God into Gawd.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    OH MY GAWD!

    Avengers, I LOVE it!

    -

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • blackout
    blackout

    Im with Gopher on this one!!!

    (Wow new emoticons cool)

    <-------hehe like this one.

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious

    Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell"

  • Xena
    Xena

    Its My Turn Lyrics

    Diana Ross & The Supremes

    I can't cover up my feelings
    In the name of love
    Or play it safe
    For a while that was easy
    And if living for myself
    Is what I'm guilty of
    Go on and sentence me
    I'll still be free

    It's my turn
    To see what I can see
    I hope you'll understand
    This time's just for me

    Because it's my turn
    With no apologies
    I've given up the truth
    To those I've tried to please

    But now it's my turn
    If I don't have all the answers
    At least I know I'll take my share of chances
    Ain't no use of holding of
    When nothing stays the same

    So I'll let it rain
    'Cause the rain ain't gonna hurt me
    And I'll let you go
    'Though I know it won't be easy

    It's my turn
    With no more room for lies
    For years I'd seen my life
    Through someone else's eyes

    And now it's my turn
    To try and find my way
    And if I should get lost
    At least I'll own today

    It's my turn
    Yes, it's my turn
    And there ain't no use in holding of
    When nothing stays the same

    So I'll let it rain
    'Cause the rain ain't gonna hurt me
    And I'll let you go
    'Though I know it won't be easy

    It's my turn
    To see what I can see
    I hope you'll understand
    This time's just for me

    Because it's my turn
    To turn and say goodbye
    I sure would like to know
    That you're still on my side

    Because it's my turn
    It's my turn

    It's my turn
    To start from number one
    Trying to undo
    Some damage that's been done

    But now it's my turn
    To reach and touch the sky
    No one's gonna say
    At least I didn't try

    It's my turn
    Yes, it's my turn
    It's my turn
    It's my turn
    It's my turn

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    What GREAT responses everyone! A lot of both standup righteous and funny shtuff, too, yall.........I like the way some of yall changed the lyrics around to fit the crimes....<snicker, snort>

    That's how I chose "On Broadway"....I really liked the old version, but I like Benson's newer version better....tho I really didn't know he was a JW, Gopher....

    I've changed the lyrics up in "On Broadway", along with adlibs, to fit the mood of the singer <moi> like this:

    On Broadway <pay close attn to the significance of the words, yall, if ya don't mind>

    They say the NEON LIGHTS change every nite
    On <the> BROADway <Revelation anyone?>
    They say there's Holy Spirit in the air <liars, liars>
    On <the> BROADway
    But when you're walking down the street
    And you ain't had enough to eat
    The Jdubs write you off, and you're nowhere
    On <the> BROADway

    Bros keep the Sisters without a clue
    On <the> BROADway
    And seeing how they live gives me the blues
    On <the> BROADway
    But how're ya gonna make some TIME <field svc>
    When all you got is one thin dime
    Ane one thin dime won't even shine your shoes
    For <the> BROADway

    They say I didn't last too long
    On <the> BROADway
    I took "a pause to see" cause they were wrong
    On <the> BROADway
    And yes, they're wrong, I know they are... 'Cause I can play this here "get tar"
    To gell and goo up all they say <confuse their "language" baby>
    On <the> BROADway <too-wedgied words, get out of <my> hair, ma peed <in the> pool, roast beast, the Ho's in "drag" gone, Governing Potty, a pause to see, judgMENTAL, Gov. Potty's mags are "toilette" paper and they're sittin on a mountain of it....and the only reason they're sittin on top of that mountain is bec shat floats...I've got a reiver of words to tar 'em with> Frannie Banannie
  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    A song I have of mind is the old entrance music for WWE wrestler HHH

    1...2...Is this on?
    (Ha) Yo Jimmy hit me with that Triple H
    Yeah, you let the music keep playin Mr. Dumb...
    Gotta tell me who's time it is now...Ya'll kickin it up in here
    It's our time...Yo, here comes trouble
    Not gonna listen to anybody...Tell me who and what to be...
    Not tryin to be like everybody...Time for playin aint for me
    Cause I lead the blind the blind lead the blind...
    MY TIME, OUR TIME...My time is starting...
    MY TIME, MY TIME, MY TIME
    We're not lookin back, we've had enough...Ya don't know what trouble is
    But the game of politics...Sissy stuff, one time...
    All these rules and your stupid rules
    I've had enough of this...
    All your stupid RULES...Yo you keep your finger off the switch gun
    ALL YOUR STUPID RULES
    Don't you understand your own confusion...OR YOUR STUPID RULES
    Or don't you understand your own confusion...
    Make up a fantasy in your little mind...Follow the leader like the blind lead the blind
    ALL YOUR STUPID RULES
    Follow the leader like the blind lead the blind
    Yeah...Yo, those years the blind lived you lives...
    The marks, the suits, the man...
    Give us a shot and we'll give you nothin
    The smart one, the mellow one, the easy one
    Well it's our time now...It's OUR time NOW
    Ya know it's our time now... Let the truh set you FREE
    Yo Don, keep your finger off the switch...
    IT'S OUR TIME....IT'S OUR TIME
    IT'S OUR TIME OVER...OVER....Yo I've had enough of this
    Yo I've had enough of this...
    Who, who's sleepin with who around here?
    Yeah, the yes with fied lived your lives...
    The marks, the suits, the man, give us the shot, we'll give you nothin
    The smart one, the responsible, the easy one, the mellow one
    WELL IT'S OUR TIME...IT'S OUR TIME
    IT'S OUR TIME...IT'S OUR TIME OVER....OVER
    You will...mark my words, find out what trouble IS
    Yo tell me somethin...Who's sleepin with who? Huh?
    Does anybody know who's sleepin with who!?
    I can't hear ya....

  • badolputtytat
    badolputtytat
    KING NOTHING (or Ode to the Watchtower)

    Wish I may
    Wish i might
    Have this wish tonight
    Are you satisfied?

    Dig for gold
    Dig for fame
    You dig to make your name
    Are you pacified?

    All the wants you waste
    All the things you've chased

    *And it all crashes down
    And you break your crown
    And you point your finger
    But there's no one around

    **Just want one thing
    Just to play the king
    But the castle crumbled
    And you've left with just a name

    Where's your crown?
    King nothing***

    Hard and cold
    Bought and sold
    A heart hard as gold
    Are you satisfied

    Wish I may
    Wish I might
    You wish your life away
    Are you pacified

    All the wants you waste
    All the things you've chased

    I wish I may
    I wish I might
    Have this wish I wish tonight

    I want the star
    i want it now
    I want it all and i don't care how

    Careful what you wish
    Careful what you say
    Careful what you wish
    You may regret it

    Careful what you wish
    You just might get it

    Then it all crashes down
    And you break your crown
    And you point your finger
    But there's no one around

    KING NOTHING!

    ---Hetfield, Ulrich, Hammet

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    WOW, ColdRedRain...yer really hittin' tha nail on tha head, cher!

    LOL, BadolPuttyTat...yers is SCARIN' me!

    Frannie B

  • KGB
    KGB

    You just leave this long haired country boy alone.........

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