How To Shower Like a Man

by Brandy 9 Replies latest social humour

  • Brandy

    How To Shower Like a Man

    1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in

    a pile.
    2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
    at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    3. Look in the mirrior, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.
    4. Get in the shower.
    5. Wash your face
    6. Wash your armpits.
    7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
    in the shower.
    9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
    11. Shampoo your hair.
    12.. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
    13. Pee.
    14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
    15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
    hanging out of tub the whole time.
    16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
    17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull
    off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'sound again.
    19. Throw wet towel on bed.
  • teenyuck

    Have you been peeking in on my husband?!

  • minimus

    Next post by Brandy----- I Think I'm Going To Get A Divorce

  • JH

    Now make one for the women.

  • StinkyPantz

    So true. . so true. .

  • shamus

    I never did that.....

  • Maverick

    One question...How old is the moron you live with...17? Maverick

  • wednesday

    he he, i did this exact same thing a while back. it also had how to shower/bathe like a woman. I'll look it up.

    Post 899 of 1562
    since 01-Sep-02

    >How To Shower Like A Woman
    >1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
    >lights and darks.
    >2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
    >way, cover up any exposed areas.
    >3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
    >4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
    >wide loofah, and pumice stone.
    >5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    >6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.!
    >7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
    >natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    >8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    >9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash.
    >10. Complain because your husband has been eating your ginger nut and Jaffa
    >cake body wash.
    >11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
    >12. Shave armpits and legs.
    >13. Turn off shower.
    >14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    >15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
    >hair in super absorbent towel.
    >16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.
    >17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    >18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

  • drwtsn32

    lol... that was hilarious!! Totally not like me, of course! but hilarious!

  • freedom96

    Too funny Wednesday!

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