Found this at the Latter-Day Lampoon site:
Jehovah's Rastafarianism
Dreadlocks are worn, as are comfortable walking shoes.
Members are not allowed to accept blood transfusions from whitie. The faithful go from door to door selling Bob Marley albums and pictures of Haile Selassie. It's held that 144,000 of the faithful will go to Jamaica when they die.
Dere be lotsa ganja smokin' down at de Kingdom Hall, mon.
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