Timing Armageddon Fairly

by joelbear 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • joelbear

    If life experiences can change people's heart conditons, how can God ever succeed in timing Armageddon where everyone has had an equal fair shot to prove their real heart condition?

  • StinkyPantz

    God is perfect in every way, his judgement included. How dare you question his abilities!

  • Elsewhere

    Yeah! What StinkyPants said!


  • funkyderek

    Maybe he's waiting until the world's population peaks, so he can destroy the maximum possible number of people.

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  • smack

    I really need new glasses

    I read the topic as

    Tiny Armageddon Fairy

    I need a hug


  • Gopher

    Hey if someone's not ready for Armageddon, it must be their fault! They didn't seek out God's true people, and so they must suffer.

    Or something like that.

  • StinkyPantz


  • tinkerbell82
    I read the topic as Tiny Armageddon Fairy

    i did the exact same thing!! i thought this topic was going to be about me!! (does that make me a megalomaniac?)

    ;) ~~ tink

  • Francois

    Listen, Stinky, we've had an avatar of you as a cartoon black girl, we've had a picture of you in profile that was lucious beyond words, we've had another avatar of some kind or other that I've already forgotten, and now we've got you as an Escher pencil drawing. This is just too much.

    I vote that we get an avatar of your actual stinky pantz once and for all. WHO IS WITH ME? Actually, I'd lots rather have a picture of you looking directly into the lens of the camera, but Noooooooo, you won't cooperate with that simple request. So now, we voted in assembly secret and have decided we'll have to settle for a picture of you in your stinky pantz; a shot from the navel to just below the pantz. This should be a digital photo, in color and enlargeable to, say, five X ten FEET. Get busy on that will you?

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