"Mormons" ("royals" by Lorde) parody

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  • Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho
    Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

    "And everybody's like: piercings, tattoos, coffee in the morning. Short skirts, curse words, no missions or good works. And we don't care... And every Mormon's like: pure heart, white shirt, clean music and media. Fun times, no crime, chastity and lots of kids."

    Yes, dears. Because us coffee drinkers with pierced ears and a tendency to cuss when frustrated are completely incapable of good works and a pure heart.

    Scratch that. I know exactly what my heart is like. And it's blacker than my coffee.


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