Visit to my Psychiatrist today

by James Mixon 9 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    I told him I communicate with my dog, my dog informed me that the cute little french poodle two doors south is a slut. My orange tree is not producing fruit this year, so I cursed it and told it I want you out of yard.And then I told him the other day I was at the race track (horses) and while passing the stables old Turkey told me he will win his race today. What do you think my Psychiatrist diagnose for me. I also told him every person on this earth is evil except my family...

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  • Nevuela

    They're usually smart enough to see through that kind of thing. He'll probably diagnose you with smartassism.

  • smiddy

    I think he would / should have told you to go and see another Psychiatrist ,however your dog needs not to be so judgemental about his peers. Talk to him.

    Maybe your dog needs to see a psychiatrist.

    Hey , put me in contact with old turkey , I need a few winners today , you cant beat a tip that comes from the horses mouth .

    "Every person on this earth is evil except my family ?" That does not compute : It should read " Every evil person on this earth is not one of my family."

    haver a good day.JM

    You obviously need it.

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    I was thinking about Jesus cursing the fig tree, talking donkey and snake.

  • Diogenesister

    I was going to say I think your psychiatrist would diagnose you with messiah complex­čśú!

    Edit: you're definitely not human if you think everyone's evil except your family, it's usually the other way around!!

  • scratchme1010

    ...And then I told him the other day I was at the race track (horses) and while passing the stables...

    How do you know the tree is a he?

  • Heaven

    I feel a 'commitment' coming on.

  • Vidiot

    James Mixon - "...What do you think my psychiatrist diagnose for me?..."

    "F.B.S.D."... Faith-Based Schizophrenic Disorder.

    Don't worry, the treatment involves medical marijuana... you'll be right as rain in a week. :smirk:

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    You folks prove my point, I would be a nut case.LOL "F.B.S.D" I must remember that, that's a good one....I'am so happy that I didn't tell my none JW family and worldly friends that the world will end in 1975.

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