Memorial Audience Filled with Unbelieving Mates and Other Miserable Relatives

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  • FadeToBlack
    FadeToBlack
    So joyfull. Not.
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Memorial Audience Filled with Unbelieving Mates and Other Miserable Relatives

    I looked around my hall and saw so many miserable unbelieving mates and relatives it was actually funny. They were in a glazed-over stupor.

    I wonder how many of the "20 million" attendees are coerced there through some sort of familial blackmail or threat/ obligation.

    "Memorial" is WatchTower`s "Biggest Recruitment / Sales Event" of The Year!

    Watchtower Will Take Anyone,Regardless Of How You Got Them There..

    .

    ........................................IT`S THE..

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    ......................................MEMORIAL..

    Image result for push pull or drag sale

  • dropoffyourkeylee
    dropoffyourkeylee
    My Ill fitting suit actually did fit once upon a time, that's my own problem.
  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown
    Yes, the poor emotionally blackmailed relatives sitting there with that air of quiet desperation, relieved when it's over for another year. That pretty much describes all who attend.
  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    That cartoon is hilarious!!

    (And so accurate!!)

    Did anyone else see the Smurf in it?? hahaha

  • TheListener
    TheListener

    A few days ago my kids and I discussed the memorial. My kids said I looked like a kidnap victim and laughed at me. I said they did too and laughed at them. Then we all laughed together at the absurdity of the entire evening.....My wife has no idea what we were laughing about.

    It feels good to have saved my kids. I worked hard and sacrificed a lot to try and save them.

  • sir82
    sir82

    "Memorial" is WatchTower`s "Biggest Recruitment / Sales Event" of The Year!

    If that were true, you'd think they'd at least put a little effort into making it interesting.

    It is perennially the most boring thing they do all year.

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister
    The Listener 👍👍👍👍👍👍💓
  • Diogenesister
  • TheListener
    TheListener
    Thanks Diogenesister.

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