Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... Yes it's a REAL church.

by SecretSlaveClass 17 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • SecretSlaveClass
  • OneEyedJoe
    When I was still in, a ~17 year old kid gave a comment in which his goal seemed to be to point out how silly other belief systems (i.e. anything but JW) were. He illustrated his point by talking about one group that even believes that a flying spaghetti monster was the creator, insisting that it was a real religion that people believed. I didn't have the heart to tell him that the church he was using to illustrate his point was created to illustrate how foolish all religion is. This may have been the best display of unintentional irony I ever witnessed.
  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Iam a member but not yet baptized....they expect you to take your car licence photo with a spagetti strainer on your head....Im not ready to commit yet. (True story)

  • talesin

    The IPU gives a basic science lesson. : )

    man: "You mean I spent my whole life worhshippig a mortal man and a nonexistent God?"

    IPU: "At least you weren't a Scientologist."

    Witness 007 - hahahaha! Interesting. : D

  • LoveUniHateExams

    I just love spaghetti and meatballs for lunch.

    Is that allowed in this church or is it blasphemy?

  • SecretSlaveClass


    Actually they encourage it - carbohydrate and beer consumption are a solid part of "Pastafarian" doctrine!

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath
    i think Cantleave is an elder in the Pastafarian church.
  • SecretSlaveClass
    i think Cantleave is an elder in the Pastafarian church.

    Wish he'd give some input.

  • problemaddict 2
    problemaddict 2

    One eyed Joe.....that made me laugh out loud.

    I too have been touched by his noodley appendage. RAmen!

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Athi, athier, athiest!

    A person who believes in god is a THEist, from the Greek Theos = god

    A person who believes in NO god is an A-THEist, from the greek A = without + Theos.

    A person who can't spell atheist is fully qualified to criticize "athiests", but not at all qualified to criticize atheists.

    I am a non-practicing ATHEIST.

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