Jesus: "So that is why you all get sick and die, because Adam and Eve grabbed an apple from the tree that God told them not to."
A man from the crowd: "But why are we punished for something we didn't do, we don't even know that man and woman, that was thousands of years ago!"
Jesus: "My Father exercises perfect justice, believe me when I tell you when I say you got what was coming to you. Let me also tell you an illustration of a dented bread pan.... (the illustration continues till completion).
A woman from the crowd: "I bake bread and I would have fixed that dent. Why didn't your Father fix the dent?"
Jesus: (Gazes at the woman with disgust and looks away from her) "Let it also be known that Adam and Eve chose the broad and spacious path leading to destruction, but you all need to go on the narrow path, and very few are finding it."
A man from the crowd: "But Jesus, Adam and Eve were perfect and they still couldn't walk on the narrow path. We are imperfect, we have aches and pains, we die of all sorts of diseases, we have impure thoughts and sinful tendencies. How are we supposed to do what they couldn't do with all that extra baggage we carry?"
Jesus: "That’s not my problem, I have bigger things to worry about. My Father wants me dead to accomplish one of his purposes.”
The crowd groans and one man shouts "Jesus Christ, we're fucked!" And that was the start of Jesus Christ's name being used in vain.