Unifying apostate language>>>>>>>>>>>

by SheilaM 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    <<<<<<<OOOPs Thunder realized he was under me LOL

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    It has dawned on me this morning that to remain True Apostates we must be no part of the org. We have all made advances in exorcising from our personalities traits commonly displayed by the WTS as commendable. Qualities that make for some very unhappy and confused people. We as Apostates have embraced such bizarre behaviors as making real friends, having fun, rejecting guilt, accepting diversity, and consuming vast quantities of alcahol in the spirit of good fun.

    We are on the right track. The track to a life full of all that is good and free of the need to bend knee to a bunch of hypocritical, backstabbing, overlording, judgmental fools. We need to do more to differentiate ourselves.

    I submit that if we all spoke the same language, "then they will know, we only are Apostates". (Sorry bout the kingdom melody flash back)

    How cool would it be if we all spoke Klingon!

    I just finished burning a copy of Conversational Klingon for Ceyx and would be honored to provide the same for all who would be interested. Imagine being able to cuss in Klingon! I am currently trying to translate "come muerta" into Klingon for Native. We could at future Apostafests order our drinks in Klingon and watch as the waitresses looked dumbfoundeed at our group!

    I know its a bit out there but I feel it might be easier than having us all grow dreadlocks!

    K'plah

    Thunder

    ps

    If everyone likes this idea maybe in the future we could all get brow ridge implants!

  • smurfette
    smurfette

    I think speaking Klingon would identify us as huge-a-mungous dorks not as apostates. However personally I am a huge-a-mungous dork so I find this idea cool!

    K'plah and may Kayless be with you

    -Smurfette

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug
    Imagine being able to cuss in Klingon

    If I should start using foul language it is because I am upset and I want the *@#*# who is on the receiving end of my tirade to understand every word that is being said, assuming he/she isn't bigger or younger than me. Bug

  • Prisca
    Prisca
    <<<<<<<OOOPs Thunder realized he was under me LOL

    And that's a bad thing???? lol

    Loved the Kingdom-style speak. Amazing how easily we can go back into that mode (and understand the double-speak inferred).

    Although now I'll have that stupid song going on in my head "Then they will know" GRRRRRR!!!!

  • Gadget
    Gadget
    Imagine being able to cuss in Klingon!

    Ah divvent knaa wot ya on aboot, like. Some of us don't need to use klingon for people not to know what you mean!

    Gadget the Geordie.

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Is Klingon anything like clingwrap?

    cheeses - thinking he might be able to wrap his lunch with it.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Mwahaha, its an hilarious and glorious idea. I can just picture us all sitting in mini classes (bookstudies if you will) scattered around the globe, studying one chapter of "How to speak Klingon" every week. LMAO.

    -

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    Prisca, Sorry about putting that song in your head. Might I suggest listening to a little VanHalen, it has been known to exorcise theocratic music from my own mind. Your right about the under Sheila thing...over her under her whatever I can get is good for me!

    Bug, I feel that one can truly enrich themselves by learning to verbaly propegate obsceneties in numerous languages.

    Smurfette, We're having Gak for dinner if your interested.

    Cheese, your avatar kills me! LOL

    Gadget, I feel like I have just been cussed out by the Sweedish Chief on the muppets.

    Viv, I'll work on translating Klingon into Dutch!

  • Francois
    Francois

    Implicit in what you say is the need to rid ourselves of all the forms of speech, the "Jargon of Jah" I calls it, the Crapola we learned while members of this cult. (Formerly I would have said "...while members of da troof") That's the kind of thing I mean.

    Who among us would now allow the jargon "world empire of false religion" of escape our lips? Nay, or "Babylon the Great?"

    I SAY WE NEED TO SHUN THE JARGON OF JAH, NOW, TODAY!!!!!!!!

    And add to it the unifying jargon of the Apostate. See Hezakiah 2:21.

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