This was sent to me by one of my gay friends, so please, it's just a joke that he says is making the rounds in the gay community. I don't, and would never, bash gays ( one of my best friends is gay )
Now that gay marriage has been legalized in
rules:
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see
each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have:
Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have
an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating
any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the
priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,
flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always
thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go
dancer.
9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing "Let's Hear It For
the Boy", "It's Raining Men," or "I Will Survive."
10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything.
Happyout