- Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
- Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
- Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN".
- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
- Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
- Speak with an accent during a very important conference call.
- Clamp your hands over your ears and grimace to signal the end of a conversation.
- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper "Mmm, that feels soo good!"
- While an office co-worker is out, move their chair into the elevator.
- While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
- While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
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