I (re)write the songs....

by DFWnonJW 7 Replies latest social humour

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    I've seen a few songs on the board rewritten for an xjw slant. Here's one I did last week while thinking about another project. Done right, it'd make a good comedy video perhaps.
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    (Armageddon Dreaming)

    All the sheep are right, and the goats - no way!I've been for a walk, out in service today
    Now that they've been warned, it can come todayArmageddon dreamin' on such a lovely day

    Stopped beside a church, I passed along the way
    Well, I knocked upon the door, and I left an AWAKE!
    You know the preacher tried to scold me, but I just walked awayArmageddon dreamin' on such a lovely day

    (instrumental - scenes of wacky ways jw's while away their hours in service)

    All the sheep are right, and the goats - no way!I've been for a walk, out in service today
    Yes we've got to tell them, they'll be blown away
    Armageddon dreamin' on such a lovely day
    Armageddon dreamin' on such a lovely day
    Armageddon dreamin' on such a lovely day

    just a thought :)

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Good one DFW!

    ~Aztec

  • nilfun
    nilfun
    instrumental - scenes of wacky ways jw's while away their hours in service

    I'd like to have a scene incorporated into the video where a serious-looking cop is handed an Awake! and then he looks at it all surprised and then he shows that he's been Awakened by doing the last thing you'd ever expect a serious-looking cop like him to do: a crazy dance routine with "pop-locking" & break dancing in the mix. Now that would be a fresh new idea for a video.

    If my idea is used for the video I want 50% of the profits, fair is fair.

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    LOL! but but all the sheep are gone.

  • Panda
    Panda

    How about this beautiful park scene w/ kids on swings and a big bad ass angel comes and "smites" them all..armageddon dreamin on such a lovely day.......

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    OK I quickly knocked this out for you. Perhaps I'll work on it...

    Such a perfect day

    Witnessing in the park

    And then later, when it gets dark

    We go home

    Just a perfect day

    Read magazines through and through

    Then later, a meeting too

    And then home

    Oh, it will be a perfect day

    When Armaggedon is through

    Oh, such a perfect day

    But you keep me hanging on

    You just keep me hanging on

    Now on the internet

    I found a discussion board

    I realise they were I fraud

    I was so dumb!

    Just a perfect day

    You forced me to loose my mind

    I thought I was someone else

    Someone bad

    Oh, it's such a perfect day

    I'm glad I got the net

    Oh, such a perfect day

    But you keep me hanging on line

    You just keep me hanging on line

    You're going to reap just what you sow

    You're going to reap just what you sow

    You're going to reap just what you sow

    You're going to reap just what you sow

  • gumby
    gumby

    Al Yankovich......eat your damn heart out.

    We got ex-dub talent going on here! Now we need a singer, Farkles piano playin , these lyrics, and some marketing by Simon........and we can sell this stuff on other ex-dub sites and make a fortune! Yeah Baby?

    Gumby

  • JH
    JH

    Barry Manilow
    I Write The Songs
    I've been alive forever,
    and I wrote the very first song.
    I put the words and the melodies together,
    I am music,
    and I write the songs.
    I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
    I write the songs of love and special thing s.
    I write the songs that make the young girls cry.
    I write the songs, I write the songs.
    My home lies deep within you,
    and I've got my own place in your sole.
    Now, when I look out through your eyes,
    I'm you'g again, even though I'm very old.
    I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
    I write the songs of love and special things.
    I write the songs that make the young girls cry.
    I write the songs, I write the songs.
    Oh my music makes you dance
    and gives your spiri t to take a chance,
    and I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move.
    Music fills your heart,
    well, that's a real fine place to start.
    It's from me it's for you,
    it's from you, it's from me,
    it's a world wide symphony.
    I write the song s that make the whole world sing.
    I write the songs of love and special things.
    I write the songs that make the young girls cry.
    I write the songs, I write the songs.

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