As reported in court

by Soledad 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    Q: Now doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

    Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?

    A: yes

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?

    Q: She had three children, right?

    A: Yes

    Q: How many were boys?

    A: None

    Q: Were there any girls?

    Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

    A: Yes

    Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

    A: By death

    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

    Q: Can you describe the individual?

    A: He was about medium height and had a beard

    Q: Was this a male or a female?

    Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

    A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work

    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

    Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

    A: Oral

    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body ?

    A:The autopsy started at 8:30 pm

    Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?

    A: NO he was sitting on the table wondering why was I doing an autopsy

    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    A: No

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

    A: No

    Q: Did you check for breathing?

    A: No

    Q: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    A: No

    Q: How can you be so sure Doctor?

    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar?

    Q: But could the patient still could be alive nevertheless?

    A: Yes, it is possible he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

  • myself
    myself

    LMAO Soledad I especially liked the last one.

  • m0nk3y
    m0nk3y

    Oh I LOVE the last one !!

    monk3y

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