A Prayer for the Stressed

by BoogerMan 3 Replies latest social humour

  • BoogerMan
    BoogerMan

    A Prayer for the Stressed

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me always to give 100% at work...
    12% on Monday,
    23% on Tuesday,
    40% on Wednesday,
    20% on Thursday
    and 5% on Friday

    And help me to remember...... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange
    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

    If only.............

  • Smiles
    Smiles

    lol

    Is confessing murder in prayer protected privileged communication? Or will heaven thereafter make arrangements to expose the crime?

    Maybe fisherman can enlighten us.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I love it!

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