A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant
me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage
to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help
me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on
Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on
Friday
And help me to remember...... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!