How long will you live?

by Soledad 27 Replies latest social entertainment

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    167

    HS

  • nowisee
    nowisee

    86.

    well that seems about right. don't think i'd want to be around much longer than that.

  • talesin
    talesin

    87

  • badolputtytat
    badolputtytat

    62... oh no... I am more than half dead..... oh well should please the "in crowd"

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Badolputtytat: think of this way, a cat has 9 lives.

    You've somehow been humanly figured into 62 years.

    62 X 9 = 558 - jumpin' Methuselah.

    You don't have anything to worry about there y'old cat.

  • badolputtytat
    badolputtytat

    yeah RAYZOR... but the touble is I blew the first seven going house to house... BIG dogs... everywhere... BIG ones. LOL

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    well...you've still got 2 left...hmm...let me see...yup..that leaves you still with...quite a few years: 124

    Not bad you badolputtytat!

  • ninecharger
    ninecharger

    Go to Brooklyn and ask to use the OSCILLOCLAST machine(qv).

    Not only could it tell you what's wrong from the way you write a period, but gave the life expectancy of most of the annointed remnant as 32 (that was eighty plus years ago) it can give you an incredibly elongated life too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    N

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