What the Watchtower was REALLY saying!

by BoogerMan 7 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • BoogerMan
    BoogerMan

    We all should have read between the lines:

    w11 5/15 p. 27 - "Another way to cooperate with the anti-Christ Christ’s “brothers” is to have a positive attitude toward any reversals of doctrines refinements in our perversions understanding of Scriptural truths as published by the evil slave “the faithful and discreet slave.”"

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    "Refinements," lol.

    "We refined the 'no beards' policy to include nuanced options, such as 'yes beards.'"

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    " we make things up as we go along "

  • Ding
    Ding

    "We don't change our doctrines. We just make adjustments from time to time. You know, the light gets brighter and brighter."

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Remember Samuel Herd’s “suggestments”? I think it was a slip of the tongue but so apt for the situation, a combination of the JW buzzwords “adjustment” and “suggestion”, I’m going to try to keep the portmanteau alive.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    “Suggestments”…

    …damn, I missed that, that’s good.

    Right up there with “misunderestimating”.

    😎👍

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    "We don't know what we're talking about".


  • blondie
    blondie

    TonusOH, I wondered what jw men would do if beards were required for all jw men.

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