I was following this beat-up car with a young blonde driving recklessly normal and there was a bumpersticker on the undented part of her car's bumper which read," I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything!" My first thought was," does that include the plastic boobs and empty head?" Maverick
Bumpersticker
by Maverick 3 Replies latest social humour
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Maverick
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ScoobySnax
Full Kudos to her, what she's really saying is, **** you. All power to her, she's not as daft as u think she is.................go girl
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wonderer2003
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute!
Sometimes I wake up Grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Forget about World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! *
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Help stamp out violins on TV!
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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primitivegenius
im from redneck ville....................... our bumper stickers read more like.......................
DRIVER CARRYS NO MORE THAN $20.00 worth of ammunition
KEEP HONKING IM RELOADING
go figure lol