Some odd biblical rules.......

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  • figureheaduk
    figureheaduk

    Just got these from a feature on the Daily Mirror site (www.mirror.co.uk) about strange bible-based rules. Anybody know what the WT's take on any of these are (and if the WT flouts any of them, even though it claims to follow the bible as god's true word). I know the following quotes probably aren't taken from the NWT version, but I suppose they would be along the same lines.......

    Deuteronomy 21:18-21 has some bad news for wayward sons:

    If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son... then shall his father and his mother... bring him unto the elders of his city... And all men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die.

    Prince Harry and Euan Blair, take note!

    Proverbs 23:13 takes the saying: "Spare the rod, spoil the child" just that little bit further:

    Withhold not correction from the child - for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

    In other words, beatings don't kill kids.

    Ephesians 5:22 sounds as though it could have been written by Bernard Manning:

    Wives, be subject to your husbands as you are to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife.

    AND according to 1 Timothy 2:11-12, female teachers could soon be getting their P45s:

    Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no women to teach or have authority over a man.

    Exodus 35:2 says Sunday workers should be executed:

    Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you a holy day, a sabbath of rest to the Lord. Whosoever doeth work there-in shall be put to death.

    ACCORDING to Leviticus 25:44, if you're a heathen, a life of service awaits:

    Both thy bondmen and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of
    the heathen that are round about you: of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.

    Deuteronomy 15:17 tells you how to mark your property:

    Thou shalt take an awl (wooden nail) and thrust it through his ear... and he shall be thy servant forever. And also unto thy maidservant thou shalt do likewise.

    IF you are an adulterer, at least (Deuteronomy 22:22) you and your lover will die together:

    If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman and the woman.

    THIS is Leviticus 18:19 saying: "Not tonight, dear, she's got a headache":

    Thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.

    Deuteronomy 23:25 has a no-sharps rule:

    When thou comest into the standing corn of thy neighbour, then thou mayest pluck the ears with thine hand, but thou shalt not move a sickle unto thy neighbour's standing corn.

    Leviticus 11:7-8 tells us not to touch the skin of pigs:

    And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet her cheweth the cud, he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat and their carcase shall ye not touch. They are unclean to you.

    Perhaps this is why goalkeepers decided to wear gloves.

    SHELLFISH such as oysters, mussels and cockles are a no-no, says Leviticus 11:11:

    Whatsoever hath no fins or scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

    THINK twice, ladies, before you break up that fight, if Deuteronomy 25:11 is to be believed:

    When men fight together and the wife of one of them comes near to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hands and catches hold of the man's genitals, you shall cut off her hand and show her no mercy.

    Leviticus 21:9 has a chilling warning for vicars' daughters:

    And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father. She should be burned with fire.

    Leviticus 12:1-8 declares that a woman is unclean for 33 days after giving birth to a boy and for 66 days after giving birth to a girl.

    And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, not come into the sanctuary until the day of her purifying be fulfilled.
    But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation and she shall continue in her blood of her purifying three-score and six days.

    SORRY, boys, you're all for the chop, according to Leviticus 12:3:

    And on the eighth day, the flesh of his foreskin should be removed.

    Leviticus 19:19 is no fan of cross-breeding, modern farming or Marks & Spencer (well-known for its colourful Lycra mixes):

    You shall not allow two different kinds of beasts to mate together. You shall not plant your field with two kinds of seed. You shall not wear a garment woven with two kinds of yarn.

    IF Leviticus 19:27-8 has its way, gentlemen's barbers and tattoo parlours could soon be out of business:

    You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads, nor harm the edges of your beard... you should not tattoo yourselves.

    AND here's what will happen if you disobey, says Leviticus 26:14-16:

    I will appoint over you a sudden terror, consumption and fever that shall waste away the eyes and cause the soul to pine away; also, you shall sow your seed uselessly, for your enemies shall eat it up.

    You have been warned...

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    *** Rbi8 Leviticus 14:1-9 ***
    14 And Jehovah continued to speak to Moses, saying: 2 "This will become the law of the leper in the day for establishing his purification, when he must be brought to the priest. 3 And the priest must go forth outside the camp, and the priest must look; and if the plague of leprosy has been cured in the leprous one, 4 the priest must then give command; and he must take for cleansing himself two live clean birds and cedarwood and coccus scarlet material and hyssop. 5 And the priest must give command, and the one bird must be killed in an earthenware vessel over running water. 6 As for the living bird, he should take it and the cedarwood and the coccus scarlet material and the hyssop, and he must dip them and the living bird in the blood of the bird that was killed over the running water. 7 Then he must spatter it seven times upon the one cleansing himself from the leprosy and he must pronounce him clean, and he must send away the living bird over the open field.

    8

    "And the one cleansing himself must wash his garments and shave off all his hair and bathe in water and must be clean, and afterward he may come into the camp. And he must dwell outside his tent seven days. 9 And it must occur on the seventh day that he should shave off all his hair on his head and his chin and his eyebrows. Yes, he should shave off all his hair, and he must wash his garments and bathe his flesh in water; and he must be clean.

    *** Rbi8 Leviticus 20:14 ***


    14 "‘And where a man takes a woman and her mother, it is loose conduct. They should burn him and them in the fire, in order that loose conduct may not continue in YOUR midst
  • robhic
    robhic

    Aren't the rules from the OT no longer in effect due to the revocation of "Mosaic Law" or something like that? Didn't that make these (and other, similar OT laws) obsolete? I am not sure if it was JW or some other religion that was pushing this issue.

    Robert

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Obsolete or not, these are laws that supposedly came directly from the mouth of the jewish god. Can you explain the value of each of them? How they showed love of god?

  • City Fan
    City Fan
    When men fight together and the wife of one of them comes near to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hands and catches hold of the man's genitals, you shall cut off her hand and show her no mercy.

    What a load of bollocks!!!

  • figureheaduk
    figureheaduk
    When men fight together and the wife of one of them comes near to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hands and catches hold of the man's genitals, you shall cut off her hand and show her no mercy.

    What a load of bollocks!!!

    Yes, and when you grab hold of a man's bollocks like that, you get what you deserve..........

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