So, would we call the GB our Uncles, Aunts, Sisters or Cousins???
OK, so try and follow me here...
According to JW doctrinal teachings, the GB are "Christ's Brothers".
Humans are all "God's children"
So does that make the GB our "uncles"?
BUT, everyone is also "God's children"
So does that make them our "Brothers" too?
BUT, The anointed GB are also called "The Bride of Christ".
So does that make them our "Aunts" or our "Cousins"??
And, if they are "God's children" and "Jesus bride", that sounds very incestuous!
I like referring to them as "hypocritical assholes" and "con-men."
Although "religious frauds" also works.
I don't call them anything, they have no relevance in my life at all.
I am older then them, so, call them younger brothers. they are the first, so they are supposed to be our slaves. Brides? glad I am off the hook.
Arent we all products of an incestuous relationships?
After all , Adam and Eves offspring had sexual relations with each other and so did their offspring and on and on it went.
According to JW teachings the marriage has not yet taken place. Therefore it is appropriate to refer to the GB as 'bastards'.
smiddy - Arent we all products of an incestuous relationships? After all , Adam and Eves offspring had sexual relations with each other and so did their offspring and on and on it went.
Eve was made from Adam's rib as a literal female clone. Therefore Adam had sexual relations with himself, i.e. with his own clone, a female male. Confused? Well consider ... jehovah's wife is his own offspring (think daughter) who as his wife will also marry his own son thereby creating a heavenly same-sex marriage.
LOL jwleaks, maybe thats where the expression " Go f***k yourself " originates from.
Haha! Love the comments!
Easy - Anti-Christs.
NWT, p. 1693 - Antichrist. "The Greek term has a twofold meaning........It may also refer to a false Christ, one in the place of Christ. All people, organizations, or groups that falsely claim to represent Christ....................... can properly be called antichrists."
(1 John 4:3) "But every inspired statement that does not acknowledge Jesus, does not originate with God.....this is the antichrist’s inspired statement...."
Think about the G.B. - inspired Memorial talk; when the speaker directs virtually everyone to reject the bread & the wine - thereby disavowing what Christ instructed.