On Your Tombstone, What Would You Like To Have Written?

by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    Under this sod

    lies another

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    someone already did the pizza reference dammit!

    how about "Occupied"

    when we was bricklayering, my brother wrote a song about the trade and it included this line:
    ...and when I die don't burry me at all, just throw me in the mixer and spread me in the wall...

    well I thought it was funny anyway.

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Here lies another dead JW, what happened to millions now living will never die?

    Ken P.

  • Mary
    Mary

    FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!

    THANK GOD ALMIGHTY,

    I'M FREE AT LAST...........

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    Hi OrbitingTheSun,

    It's just my adaptation of a stanza from the song "When I See An Elephant Fly" from Dumbo. The original is:

    I saw a peanut stand,
    Heard a rubber band,
    I saw a needle that winked its eye.
    But I think I will have seen everything
    When I see an elephant fly.

    AlanF

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    Weep not for me.

    For I outlived all my enemies.

    Thunder

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    When I die,dont bury me at all,

    Just pickle my bones in alcohol,

    On my chest,place a barrel of the best,

    And tell my friends,i've gone to rest.

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Wasn't that a commercial for pizza toppings?

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    This reminded me of this little old lady who was reading headstones while wandering back to her car after visiting her late husbands grave. She stopped at one which read "Here lies John Clark a Lawyer and an honest man."Wow! Imagine that!" She exclaimed "They buried two men in the same grave!" Maverick

  • minimus
    minimus

    Maverick, I remember that one! I think I'd like to have the same tombstone as the great Charles Taze Russell.

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