Just a question,
Does anyone have these recurring, bad nightmares?
I seem to get this one in the early summer, around the District Assembly time each year.
It starts with me getting up to go to the restroom during the session. I get up from my seat and try to find the nearest one. I walk and walk. It seems like I am walking forever. Every mens room that I come to has a cardboard sign over it saying "Women" and a long line waiting to get in.
I feel like I am ready to explode when I finally find one at the other end of the stadium.
After washing my hands, I accidently take two towels instead of one and everyone else in the bathroom turns and begins to come closer to me holding signs "ONE TOWEL ONLY" and shaking their heads saying, "Only One, Brother, Only One" as I back into the corner.
Feeling trapped, I find an opening and make a dash out of the bathroom into the corridor.
As soon as I get out, dozens of people begin encircling me holding up "PLEASE BE SEATED" signs.
I break past everyone and finally find the stairway to get back to my seat.
I get back to my seat but someome is sitting in it. I tap him on the shoulder. He turns and hands me what looks like a microphone. The speaker suddenly stops, the audience completely quiet, and he asks me for my comment. Everyone in the entire stadium turns and looks at me. I begin to mumble a few works when people begin waving "QUIET" signs in my face.
I drop the microphone and go running back to the hallway. I try to find an exit but everything is blocked with people sitting with contribution boxes at their sides.
I frantically begin opening doors to find an exit but instead every room has 3 elders sitting around a table, smiling, and asking me to just sit down and talk a few minutes.
I go running down the hallway when I trip and fall. Lying on my back, people are waving signs in my face to "PLEASE KEEP MOVING."
I start yelling "No! No!"
About this time my wife kicks me, complaining I ate dinner too late, and tells me to roll over and go back to sleep.
***** Rub a Dub