*FAINTS!* *THUD!*

by Yizuman 24 Replies latest members adult

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  SYN

  OW OW OW!!!!!!
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  mouthy

  UGH!!! rotfl Simon! Well a new bride is getting "two for one" if he splits it. Gotta say this wasnt very appetizing with my breakfast ,
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  SpannerintheWorks

  Yes that is sick... "Kingdom Bible Covers" for heaven's sake!

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  Lady Lee

  OK I admit it. Every now and then I get in a weird mood

  so bear with me

  Does that mean when he gets the tenner split (as Simon so handily put it) that:

  • when he spanks his monkeys he has to use two hands?
  • when he goes to the loo he could use two urinals?
  • when with a lady he could be inside and outside at the same time?
  • threesomes could keep everyone busy?

  I just think this is so gross and funny at the same time.

  Can you imagine when the guy is forty explaining this duality to a new partner? Well you see dear,,,,, I don't want to freak you out but,,,, I have this little oddity. Please don't

  • laugh
  • leave
  • race for the hills
  • let your eyes pop out
  • be scared

  And lordy just how do you explain to your son why you have 2 of them and he doesn't and why he can't be like daddy. Makes circumcision look bland
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  enigma

  Can you still get it up after it has been "split" ? How in the world does that work? And what about urinating and ahh ******* err ejaculating? Ouch!!!!! What if the person performing that procedure messed up? I could not imagine going with out sex for the rest of my life, could not do it.....I have chill bumps all over my body just thinking of that arrrgghhh
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  enigma

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  THE NEXT POST IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  enigma

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  THE FOLLOWING IS VERY GRAPHIC AND NOT FOR CHILDREN OR FAINT OF HEART. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE VIEWING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS IS YOU ARE TAKING ANY MEDICATION OR HAVE A HISTORY OF FAINTING.

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  drwtsn32

  Wow, that's incredibly nasty.

  I'm sure glad you didn't just post links to those pictures.
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  TR

  Cripes. What's next, split ass-cheeks?

  TR
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  OrbitingTheSun

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