A bunch of Canadians died and went to Hell. They were confined to a fiery damnation. However, everytime Satan raised the heat, the Canadians would only rejoice and celebrate. Satan was bewildered and went to ask them why. "We are from Canada." They replied. "It is cold. We just love the heat. Could you please turn the heat more?"
In his spite, Satan turned the heat all the way down and things started to get cold, very cold. Eventually, things started to freeze. At this time, Satan heard the Canadians screaming, dancing and jumping in Joy. He hurriedly went down to enquire. "The Maple Leafs have won the Stanley Cup." They shouted. "How did you know that?" Satan asked. "Hell froze over" they replied.