A-hoooga! A-hooga! All hands on deck! This is not a drill!
"Send lawyers, guns, and money, dad, get me out of this"
Wait a minute - if Splane says (in his Saturday afternoon convention talk) that Jesus recommends settling everything out of court because the criminal and civil court systems of the entire world are hopelessly corrupt, why do they need so many lawyers? It doesn't seem like there would be an urgent need for gobs of lawyers if all they need to do is negotiate out of court settlements for "lying apostate" accusers.