The Confession

by ThiChi 2 Replies latest social humour

  • ThiChi

    Murphy was on his deathbed. His wife Colleen was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile

    hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

    My darling Colleen ,' he whispered. 'Hush, my love,' she said. 'Rest. Don't talk.'

    He was insistent. Colleen ,' he said in his tired voice, 'I have something I must confess to you.'

    'There's nothing to confess,' replied the weeping Colleen .

    'Everything's all right, go to sleep.' 'No, no. I must die in peace, Colleen . I slept with

    your sister, your best friend and your mother.'

    'I know,' she replied, 'That's why I poisoned you.

  • little witch
    little witch

    Tee Hee Hee!

  • Robdar

    Good one! Thanks for the laff so early in the morning.


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