A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to
>choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five
>floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.
>There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open
>the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go
>up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a
>woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door says:
> Floor 1:
>These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well,
>that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder
>what's further up?" So up she goes.
>
>The second floor sign says:
> Floor 2:
>These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
>good-looking. "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's
>further up?"
>
>The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3:
>These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking
>and help with the housework. "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting.
>BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up.
>
>On the fourth floor the sign reads:
>Floor 4:
>These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,
>help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
>me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think... what must
>be awaiting me further up?" So up to the fifth floor she goes.
>
>The sign on that door says:
> Floor 5:
>This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day!
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! LMFAO SANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
A husband shopping center & New State Mottos
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Jayson
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Double Edge
Halarious on both counts. Thanks for the laughs....