Of course that cleverness is to be attributed to my 197 IQ and not to the fact that part of it was made from an ANAGRAM ENGINE.
Also, before "any decisions of the judges are considered final" I just decided to check what ground has already been covered with JW related expressions before recreating the wheel, as it "whir." On this forum I found that some very good ones were already offered. If I were to judge, I think that funkyderek should take the prize, and besides, it seems he had already beaten me to the punch with one quite similar to my own.
Ivor Hope at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/20987/1.ashx
Watchtower gives you:
RAT CHOW WET
WAR TECH TWO
A WRETCH TWO
WATCH WE ROT
anglise added CHARLES RUSSELL = CRASS HELL RULES
ballistic added regular pioneer = lie prone arguer
funkyderek added his own which are also found in this thread...
funkyderek at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/24504/1.ashx
- Watchtower Society = Woe! theocracy twits
- Jehovah's Witnesses = The Jewish Son saves
- Governing Body = Nor given by god
- Charles Taze Russell = Craze results as hell
ChuckD at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/11421/1.ashx
- Kingdom Hall = Oh, milk gland. Kill, Damn hog.
- Watchtower = That Crew, ow!
- Governing Body = Envoy bring God. God Envy in Borg. Very non-big dog.
Nathan Natas responded with
- JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES = A SEVENTH JEW IS HOSS
- Faithful Discreet Slave = REVEALLED: CATFISH FIT US
YYHWH at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/24429/1.ashx
Erring Lie Out
Ringer Lie Out
Ego Ruiner Till
Roger Lie Unit
Get Lier In Our
Lie Route Ring
Lie Outer Ring
Lie Re Routing
Lie Re Got Ruin
Lier Uniter Go
Urine Tire Log
bboyneko at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/9611/1.ashx
WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY
- CHARITABLY, COWS NOW DICTATE BETTER
- BAD CLOWNERY TWITTERS CHAOTIC BEAT
- WHAT ELECTED BARBARIC TYCOON TWITS
- WITHDRAWN, BETTER COAST TO CELIBACY
- WHAT, NOT CRABBY TIC-TAC-TOE WIELDERS!
- BATTLE AN ARTISTIC WRETCHED COWBOY
nicolaou at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/9691/1.ashx
WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY
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