Brand New Shoes

APieceOfShitNamedTate

I'm debuting these at the meeting Sunday. All the other brothers will be jealous of me, and all of the sisters will want to date me with a view to marriage. Don't try to talk me out of it. I'm not here to debate.
stan livedeath

you will probably stumble--yourself.
smiddy3

You wouldn`t want to get a kick up the ASS by anybody with those shoes on.
The Fall Guy

You've just outed yourself, Rumpelstiltskin.
waton

Obviously they came from before the Bata era. Did they come from the iceman?
When I was young, there was a new shoe joke going around that, would involve inappropriate dress for the hall, but be o.k. inside a couple's house.
The husband could not get the wife to recognize that he had bought new shoes, so, he did the obvious, left them on as the last item to remove.
wife said: wished you had bought a new hat. need a pointer?
newsheep

I'm with Stan on this one. You will probably stumble yourself and then they'll have to call the tow(toe) truck. I won't believe you will do this so post some pics please of you in the hall wearing these. Have fun!
tiki

Are those the ones sewn from the skin of people who died in asylums?
User99

You have a fine skill with carving sweet potato skins.
hoser

You should gift them to Governing body member Stephen Lett. All he would need then is a pair of colourful, baggy pants and a red nose to complete his wardrobe.
Tenacious

I knew it! I knew I recognized you!
Welcome Robinhood!!