Top Ten Reasons Its Better To Be A Meyerist Than a JW (by FMF and Friends)

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  1. Premarital sex
  2. Drugs!!
  3. Profanity is no problem
  4. Free trips to beautiful Peru
  5. Lesbians Welcome
  6. Eye logo is way cooler and cultier than the JW.org logo
  7. No Caleb and Sophia cartoons or Watchtower studies
  8. If you sin just plant a tree
  9. Meyerists are not a real cult
  10. Hulu has better viewership than JW Broadcasting

  

  Everything else is pretty much the same...