Keep Your Religion to Yourself

by blondie 6 Replies latest social humour

  • blondie
  • ashitaka
    ashitaka true


  • Jayson



    Here is mine for the day.

    Three friends die in a car accident and go to an orientation in Heaven.

    They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

    The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

    The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

    The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving."

  • rocketman

    great 'toon Blondie!

    Good joke Jayson!

  • onacruse


    And then there's the guy, he was a Jesuit, on a trans-Atlantic flight, sitting next to a Buddhist. They argue about God; but there's a mid-air collisoin and the Jesuit finds himself free-falling at 20,000 feet. He prays "God, oh God, please save me!" Nothing happens. At 15,000 feet, he repeats the prayer...nothing happens.

    He thinks to himself (now at 10,000 feet) "What have I got to lose?" and says "Buddha, oh Buddha, please save me!" All of a sudden, 2 great hands materialize out of the clear blue sky, cup together underneath him, and bring him to a gentle stop at 5,000 feet.

    Utterly amazed, and in his euphoria, the Jesuit exclaims "Thank God!!!"

    Swooosh...the hands disappear.

  • herk
  • Reborn2002

    LOL I love both of those cartoons. They are priceless.


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