Thunder is a Yankee this I know
1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." Yes
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY! Well, I've introduced him to spicy
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. Yep he cans say it
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes to grits. He hated grits but I changed him
5. You don't know what a moon pie is. well we lived in S. Missouri so he learned but YUCK
6. You've never had an RC cola. See above except yuck
7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled. HE hates Okra but I love fried Okra (Thanks Granny)
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. Well even I do sometimes but usually not
9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. See #5
10.You have no idea what a polecat is. Again see #5
11.You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. WE sweater our Cairn Terrier
12.You don't have bangs. NOPE
13.You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. YES
14.You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show YES.
15.Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. YES
16.You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent. LOL and you should here him after he talks to his sisters LOL
17.You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show. True
18.You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.A BIG HELL YA
19.You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. He does home repair
20.The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. Nope I make him smile daily
21.You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. True
23.You call binoculars opera glasses. See #5
24.You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. Nah he is a man
25.You would never wear pink or an appliqué sweatshirt. LOL No
26.You don't know what appliqué is. Thunder just asked what applique' was ROFLMAO
27.You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etc.) Except for my cousin and see #5
28.You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. Again my fault
29.You've never been to a craft show. See #28
30.You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. No
31.You can do your own laundry without quarters. Yes
32.None of your fur coats are homemade. LOL nope
33.You think the South ends at the Mississippi river. Again my fault
34.You call the Civil War the War of the Northern Aggression No
PS: He says padadda instead of potato also LOL