Plastic Surgery

by stan livedeath 4 Replies latest social humour

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her ******l lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

    'And what about the third rose ?'

    'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

  • the girl next door
    the girl next door

    When the chap wears a beanie, will he have double camel toe?

  • steve2

    Well someone in the surgical team told the recipient who the donor was and which ward she was in - so the surgeon had not carried out her wish for confidentiality.

  • Tameria2001

    Maybe the surgeon didn't tell anyone, but instead, the recipient told the doctor to thank the whoever the doner was for him. Yes, I know this was satire. :)

  • Phizzy

    Don't get in a flap about it folks, it's a Joke ! (Pun intended).

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