The JW's very own trinity ( and they don't even know it )

by Introvert 2 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Introvert 2
    Introvert 2

    Just a little something I thought up on the way to work hehe :

    FDS / ORG / GB

    Fear / Obligation / Guilt

    Fapping Orgasm Geek

    Sums it up nicely don't you think ?

  • blondie
    blondie

    Jehovah, Jesus, and the WTS spirit-directed organization

    Baptismal questions from the Watchtower 1985 Jun 1 p.30:

    (1) On the basis of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, have you repented of your sins and dedicated yourself to Jehovah to do his will?

    (2) Do you understand that your dedication and baptism identify you as one of Jehovah's Witnesses in association with God's spirit-directed organization?
  • Introvert 2
    Introvert 2

    Good one Blondie I'll remember to run that one by the next JW I encounter !

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?

    Jehovah, faithful slave, organization are one synonymous being. That are 3 in 1

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    If you think that's bad read romans chapter 10 in thier bible, it states that Jesus is Jehovah.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    1 Corinthians 12:3 - Jesus is Jehovah, if translated consistently.

    Sylvia

  • blondie
    blondie

    The WT trinity:

    His spirit, Word, and organization

    *** w103/15 p.18 par.17***

    Through God’s Word and his spirit-directed organization, holy spirit will move you in the right direction.

    *** w09 4/15 p.8 par.3***

    Today, Jehovah does this by means of his Word, his organization, and his holy spirit.

    *** w08 7/15 p.28 par.7***

    In principle, this verse tells us that Jehovah adequately qualifies Christians for the ministry by his Word, his holy spirit, and the earthly part of his organization.

    10-30-05 WT Study (September 15, 2005 issue

    Yes, Jesus Christ leads his followers today through the holy spirit, "the
    faithful and discreet slave," and the congregation elders. Our walking as Christ
    walked involves understanding his way of leading and
    submitting to it. It also
    requires that we imitate his manner of walking. "To this course you were
    called," wrote the apostle Peter, "because even Christ suffered for you, leaving
    you a model for you to follow his steps closely." (1 Peter 2:21) In what way
    should following Jesus' perfect model affect us?

    His followers--only JWs

    Holy spirit, FDS, congregation elders--another WTS trinity



  • btlc
    btlc

    Just a little something I thought up on the way to work hehe :

    FDS / ORG / GB

    Fear / Obligation / Guilt

    Fapping Orgasm Geek

    Sums it up nicely don't you think ?

    In one word: fog

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